Alabama

You say?

Quote of the Day

"What you teach us to do is admirable, but what you teach us to believe is foolish"

-- King Mongkut of Siam (portrayed by Yul Brynner in The King and I) to a Christian missionary.

Hectic

Blogging will be very slow for the indefinite future as we have moved and started a new job. Stay tuned for more babymania when the dust settles. Thanks.

Didn't Even See it Coming

We interrupt Babymania to show you how easy it can be to pry $20,000,000 of funding for public television from the hands of a crusty Republican Senator determined to cut its budget.

Babymania: Carly Crawls

Click HERE to watch!

Babymania VI

Babymania: First Teeth Edition

My New House

I was thinking something like this would be nice, assuming it doesn't cost too much.

Disclaimer: I don't speak or read Russian, so if the rest of that site is dedicated to the joys of Soviet inter-species pedophilic homoerotica or some such, please don't blame me.

Babymania: Miami Beach

Hi-Larious

A film Not By Ken Burns

(Rated "R" for language).

How's It Going In Iraq?

Well, even if one were to limit his reading to a pair of well respected pro-war conservatives, like this one and this one, he still wouldn't know what to think.

Update: "You are being lied to."

Babymania V

Update:

Thanks For Clearing That Up

I was wondering which one used to play the Incredible Hulk

Sensationalize Much?

Look at that headline and picture.

Cartoons

The infamous cartoons of Mohammed can be found here. I've removed them from this page because, in a country where nobody is killing or burning anything over this, the "exercise" in offense is unnecessary. I'll leave the link up in the interest of solidarity with those in Europe who have some serious work to do if they are going to restore freedom in the face of Muslim intimidation...something America must guard against as well. But gratuitous offense simply is not warranted in this case.

Babymania IV

Babymania III

Teething has started...


Perhaps paranoia as well.

"Q" Lives

Don't touch that!

Update: This would never have happened to 007.

Too Perfect

I smell a setup.

Babymania II

I Have Another New Purpose In Life

And here it is.

Babymania '06, Vol. I

(Note the Bronco colors)

Merry Christmas

To all. Kick back, relax, and enjoy this "scared by Santa" gallery.

A Disconnect

My mother thinks I'm crazy, but I think there is a clear relationship between this story and this one.

Ladies and Gentlemen...

The definition of chutzpah.

Study: Sky is Blue

Actually, it found that media bias is real. Duh.

Update: Here's an anatomy lesson.

Nanny State Update

You knew this was coming:

Anti-smoking activists who are driving cigarettes from public places across the country are now targeting private homes -- especially those with children...

Quote of the Day

"We're increasingly confident that victory in Iraq is not only possible but likely. The biggest threat to winning now is in Washington, D.C. Let's hope that with their tremendous vote yesterday Iraqis delivered faint-hearted U.S. politicians the necessary dose of fortitude."

-- The Wall Street Journal

Too Many?

I'm thinking that maybe, just maybe, there are too many lawyers in this country.

Quote of the Day

"Anybody who doesn’t appreciate what America has done and President Bush, let them go to hell"

– Iraqi Citizen, voter Betty Dawisha.

Babymania X

Best of the Week

William Buckley mentions the dirty little secret.

Joe Lieberman alludes to it.

Mark Steyn too.

Norman Podhoretz does too, and with an interesting Thomas Paine quote to boot.

Mariah Carey Topless

I swear. Just click here and she's on the top row, second from the right (thanks to Techakke.com).

Journalism At Its Finest

Thank god the Village Voice is around to ask the important questions.

LottoMania

I've heard it said that the odds of winning the lottery are the same whether you play or not. Perhaps there's something to that.

Disturbing

No matter which side of the abortion debate you are on.